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احســـاس ميکردم آرومو قرار نداره ... خيلی بيتابی ميکرد ... از رفتارش ميشد حس
کرد که چه منظوری داره ... ولی خب جلوی اون همه آدم که نميشد ... نگاهامون بهم
دوخته شده بود .... ديــــگه جــــفتمون داشتيم ديوونه ميشديم ... دل و زدم به
دريا و دستشو گرفتم و از خونه زديم بيرون ... محوطه باغ خيلی شلوغ بود . بردمش
پشت يه درخت ... جايی که هيچ مزاحــمی نباشه ...بی مقدمه شلوارشو از پاهاش
دراوردم ... بلندش کردم ... تو چشاش نگاه کردمو بهش گفتم :
ای خاک تو اون سرت کنن که هنوزم
وقتی ميخوای بشاشی من بايد بيام سر پا نگرت دارم .... .   

1.(in pm az elham khanome )ye rooz ye esfahaniye MO00OOzzz
mikhore , medash taajjjoooobbbbb mikone

2.(inam az khodame ) torke raeise fedrasione shatranj
mishe,2ta ghanune jadid mizare:1)fila hagh nadaran asba ro bezanan 2)khara
ham to bazian
3. ye rooz ye torke ba ye ghazvini ba ye amrikai ba ye
tehrani ba ye lor ba ye engelisi ba man tasmim gereftim to ro bezarim sare
kar
4. (to ra khoda edamam nakonin ) ye rooz ye marde mire
pishe khoda va mighe: khodaya chera in zanaro khoshghel afaridi? javab miyad
ke: "baraye inke shoma marda oonaro doost dashte bashin" baz miporse
paschera inghadar ahmagh afiridishoon? javab miyad baraye inke : "oonha ham
shomaro doost dashte bashan"
5. azad_eng2004 :Az rashtiye miporsand: shoma baraye
jelogiri az bar dari chekar mikonin?!!.... …. …. …. … mige: valla ma sobha
ke az khoone mirim biroon, dare khoonaro GHOFL mikonim!!! ( valla ma dare
khone hamsayera ham ghofl mikonim fayde nadare
6. (in ra ham sadaf khanom khaharzadeye golam ferestade ):mamoor amar mire dare khoone rashtie poshte ef ef az
zan rashtie miporse shoma chand nafarin ? zane javaab mide mohem nist ,
shoma chand nafarin?!::::::: ( ma ke 1 nafarim shoma chand nafarid )
7. man tamaame hastia raa dar nabard baa sar nevesht dar
tahaajom baa zamaan aatash zadam koshtam; yek kalaam dar jozve haayam hich
nanveshtam ; man ze maghsad haa peye maghsoodhaaye pooch oftaadam ; ta
tamaame khoobha raftando khoobi maand dar yaadam; man be eshghe montazer
boodan hame sabro gharaaram raft ; bahaaram raft eshgham mord yaaram raft
8. ehsan: Va Hengamy ke Ebrahim Mikhast Esmail ra Ghorbany
Konad Nedaii Amad :Ebi Jan Bikhial Sho To Dar Moghabele Dorbine Makhfy Hasty
9. (in pm ra ham nazanin khanom ferestade ):
Atish Zady atish be delam amma bazam dooset daram age az jadeh biay pato ro
cheshmam mizaram age baz ye bar dige behem begi doset daram akseto bejaye
mah to dele shabham mizaram in labaye ashegfham bi to sedayi nadareh in
cheshaye darbedar bebin faghad toro dareh hala ye roozy miay ke kheili direh
dele asheghe man to ghoseh gireh mikham bedooni bashi ya nabashi kesi jato
to in del nemigireh ghoorooba ke asemoon delesh migireh bishoo kam man
mikham dad bezanam behet begam asheghetam man mikham dad bezanam ke to
faghad male mani bayad az jadeh biay o in telesmo beshkani hala ye roozy
miay ke kheili direh dele asheghe man to ghooseh gireh mikham bedoni bashy
ya nabashy kesi jato to in del nemigireh with the best wishes !
10. nazi : To nakhasty Omadam darbedare naze
cheshat sham to nazashty omadam ghoorboonie bahoonehat sham to nazashty to
nakhasty mano az inhame tanhayi begiry az khooda soraghamo ba eshghe royayi
begiry man mikhastam vase to asoon bemiram vase to maho az asemoon begiram
raftyo bare safar az in dele divooneh basty dele man na akh dele ayineo
shamdoono shekasty mitoonesty vase man nafas nafas ye hamzaboon shi
mitoonesty ye pary to khabe in bi asemoon shi
11.asal_honey: Be Kasi Eshgh Bevarz Ke
Layeghe Eshgh Bashad Na Teshneye Eshgh Chon Teshne Roozi Sirab Mishavad***(victor
hogo) happy VALENTINE'S day

12.2okhtara mese chi hastan????1-
mese radio hastan .harchi mikhan migan vali harchi begi nemishnavan!!2- mese
limo shirin hastan,aval shirinan bad talkh mishan!!!3- mese kontor barghan
har az chan gahi seneshon sefr mishe!!
13. in ra ham shadi 2okhtar khalam ferestade: haji on shab khali norani
shode bod neghahi be bacheha kard aftaba ro bardasht raft posht sanghar
sedaye enfejar dele hamaro larzond haji ro min ride bod!!!!! Pesare khoob&dokhtare
khoob >>>> Computer >>>> Internet >>>> Site >>>> Yahoo >>>> Chat >>>> Doost
>>>> Pm >>>> Eshg >>>> hal >>>> safa >>>> dava >>>> disconnect >>>> pakar
>>>> kado >>>> ashti >>>> khosh hali >>>> chat >>>> safa >>>> gabze
telephone >>>> Disconnect >>>> khat to neshoon >>>> dobare connect >>>> chat
>>>> dava >>>> nefrat >>>> shekast >>>> disconnect for ever >>>> rahati >>>>
pesare khob&dokhtare khoob
14. ehsan :haji on shab khali norani shode bod neghahi be bacheha kard
aftaba ro bardasht raft posht sanghar sedaye enfejar dele hamaro larzond
haji ro min ride bod!!!!!
15. negarestan_naein : dokhtare to gheseha : dokhtare be rango va reya por
mehr lotfo safa asheghe ro seda mezad ba cheshmash mano negah mekard
cheshash mesale setareh ke negash shabo az pa dar meyareh tane o mesle pari
labash mesale shapari mohash range shabe negash az man del mebare salam :
khobi ? hala jedan to hamon dokhtare { dokhtare toye ghesehaye man ?! } khob
be harhal bazam sharmandam geh behet chezi goftamo to az dastam narahate !
vali jedan ghasde nadashtam ! bedon ke mekham basham { ye joraye khodeto
baham ghati kon } ! khob man degeh beram mer30 mamnon ghorbanet mohammad
khodahafez. mani_eshgh : dasht az bala be zamin nega mikard,maho migam.
mahve in hame jonbo joosh bood. ba khodesh migoft che khabar shode,ta hala
adamaro inghad faal nadide bood.delesh mikhast bedoone che khabare... roo
kard be
16. nazi: Ye joorayi nazanin kheili mikhamet halite? Dele ma bad joory
oftade to damet halite? Khoodemoon bazigarim bazi vase ma dar nayar ta begi
fee mikhoonim ende kalamet to begoo maro zady to begoo maro zady mam hame ja
migim are khoosh daram khoosh bashy to khiale khamet? Oon negahet age 20te
ma migirim 21 khoodemoon ro2 mikhabim zire khalet halite? Hame in harfaro
goftam hame in harfaro goftam vali rastesh ro bekhay bad joory divoonatam
kheili mikhamet halite? Enghade ada naya ooghate maro talkh nakon bezar
zendegi bashe bazam be kamet nazanin dasteto khoondam nagoo yaroo sadeh bood
nagoo ma savar boodim amma taraf piadeh boodye vaght az roo sadegi fekr
nakoni sia shoodam toye khalvat be khoodet nagi cheghadr bala shoodam
17. INAM MATNE KHILI GHASHANGIYE
HATMAN BEKHON :
SALAMATI:
be salamati gav chon ke nagoft man goft ma,be salamati kerme khaki na be
khatere kermesh be khatere khaki bodanesh,be salamati divar ke har mardo
namardi behesh tekye mikone,be salamati morche ke ta hala hich kas ashkesho
nadide,be salamati khiyar na be khatere khesh balke be khatere yaresh,be
salamati shalgham na be khatere shalesh be khatere ghamesh.be salamnatiye
har chi naa marde ke agar namard nabashe mardaa shenakhte nemishan.be
salamatiye kalagh na be khatere siyahish be khatere ye rangish. be salamtiye
sag na be khatere parsesh be khatere vafash....bokhor ..bere onja ke gham
nabashe

 
18.gabriel: che joori ye ...(har chi khastin jash bezarin) shenasaei konim :
1. age didi ye babaei kapshanesho karde to shalvaresh -shalvarresham ta dame
dahanesh keshide bala bedoon .... 2. age didi ye babaei sa@ 8 shab 40 ta
noon barbarei zire baghalashe bedoon .... 3.age didi taraf to coffee net ba
yahoo helper chat mikone bedoon taraf ..... 4. age didi taraf too otooban
tormoz dasti keshid bedoon taraf ... 5.age didi taraf rd dare poshtesh
neveshte GLX bedoon taraf ...6.age didi taraf sigaresho mindaze zire paye
chapesh ba paye rastesh khamooSH mikone bedoon taraf ... 7. age didi kasi ta
akhare in offo mikhone bedoon taraf ...hanoz nafahmidi!!!baba to digah ke
hasti!!!?
19.gabriel:: ye roo be rashtie migan chera zan nemigiri? mige 5 rooze
gereftam gereftam kheiliam akhlaghesh khoobe.migan too 5 rooz az koja
shenakhtish mige rooze aval ke raftam didam 2 ta mard khoonan goftam ina
kian goft shoharam oonja fahmidam SEDAGHAT dare rooze bad raftam didam 3 ta
mard khoonan goftam ina kian saresho endakht paiin oonja fahmidam NEJABAT
dare rooze sevom ke raftam jelo kho0one saf bood safo kenar zadam behem goft
boro tahe saf oonja fahmidam EDALAT DARE akharin rooz raftam be mamanesh
shekayat konam didam jelo dare khooneye mamanesham safe oonja fahmidam ke
ESALAT dare mard = mojoode bichare !!! : vagti ke be donya miyad hame hale
mamanesho miporsan! vagti ezdevaj mikone hame migan che aroose khushgeli!
vagti mimire hame migan bichare zanesh!!
20.gabriel: mani eshgh dar an ast ke be yekdegar sakhat nagered eshghi ke
azadaneh hedye nashavad esarat ast
21.gabriel:midonichera farshid amini kosesh khole ?? vase in ke namidone
khoda shabo vase chi afaride........ 
22.gabriel: az ostade shimi porsidam eshgh chist< goft halal ast > az ostade
zaban porsidam eshgh chist<goft ham payeye love hast>az ostade adabiyat
porsidam eshgh chist < goft mohebate elahi ast>az ostade dini porsidam eshgh
chist <goft haram ast>az ostade tarikh porsidam eshgh chist<goft soghote
selseleye ghalbe javan ast>az ostade hendese porsidam eshgh chist <goft
noghtei ast ke be hoole noghteye ghalbe javan micharkhad>az ostade jabr
porsidam eshgh chist<goft masalei ast ke aan ra ba etehad hal mikonan </
23.gabriel: he joori ye ...(har chi khastin jash bezarin) shenasaei konim :
1. age didi ye babaei kapshanesho karde to shalvaresh -shalvarresham ta dame
dahanesh keshide bala bedoon .... 2. age didi ye babaei sa@ 8 shab 40 ta
noon barbarei zire baghalashe bedoon .... 3.age didi taraf to coffee net ba
yahoo helper chat mikone bedoon taraf ..... 4. age didi taraf too otooban
tormoz dasti keshid bedoon taraf ... 5.age didi taraf rd dare poshtesh
neveshte GLX bedoon taraf ...6.age didi taraf sigaresho mindaze zire paye
chapesh ba paye rastesh khamooSH mikone bedoon taraf ... 7. age didi kasi ta
akhare in of mirh badon tarafat...?
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24.gabriel: az Atash porsidam MOHABBAT chist ? goft az man soozantar ast. az
Gol porsidam MOHABBATchist ? goft az man zibatar ast . az Sha'm porsidam
MOHABBAT chist? goft az man asheghtar ast . az Khodesh porsidam MOHABBAT
chist? goft NEGAHI bish nistam
25.behnam : too in zamoone,accant gerooneh?!!!hame mikhan connect beshan ama
chegoone?,rafte mohabbat, hack shode adat, koja bf, koja gf, koja ye hamdam,
goli too donya, login nemishe,file hacko to send bekon, bebin chi mishe, to
idiyee man, narafti az yad, idiye man too listete ama che besyar...man
raftam az yad...sokote in ghalbe shekastam shode faryad hala vayyy vayyy vay
vay vay
26.gabriel: KASANI KE TOO LISTETOON DARID BEGID KE ID "BEAVIS" RO ADD
NAKONAN O AZASH HICHI NAGIRAN!!! IN YE VIRUS HASTESH KE COMPUTERETOON RO
FORMAT MIKONE WA AGE GIRE YEKI AZ DOOSTATOON BIOFTE BE COMPUTERE SHOMA HAM
SERAYAT MIKONE!!! PAS LOTFAN IN TEXT RO COPY KONID O BARAYE HAMEYE
DOOSTATOON BEFRESTID KE HAME MOTTALE' BASHAN!!!! ===>((send 2 all)) BA
TASHAKKOR SAEED ? ? ? ? ?
27.gabriel: ye bar ye moaleme be bache he mige 2 2 ta mishe chanta : bache
he mige 75 ta ,az ye bache dige miporse 2 2 ta mishe chanta mige 3 shanbe ,az
ye bache dige miporse 2 2 ta mishe chanta mige 4 ta,behesh mige chejury
fahmidi mige 3 shanbaro az 75 kam kardam
28.shadi_a_524:(Shadi Alizadeh): aaaghebat to nakhahi danest
/ che kasi bahre to zist / che kasi bahre to mord / che kasi ba to zamani
sar bord / ............. cheshmam an lahze gerist / ta ke an lahze shekast /
ke mane shohre be rosvaiy ra / to nadanesti kist / aaghebat ham to nakhahy
danest............... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
29.gabriel: va angih aftab gardani az gosheyee tolo
kard va be meyineh karhiyee masarak kesheed va ma hich namedanesteem
amadanash az kodameen soo bod ,mededamash ka har rooz az sahargihan yak ja
menasheenad va bali amadeneh khorsheed ra nezareh mekonad va ta sham gihan ,hamchenin
roy bar o nagih medarad va ba o megardad angih tazeh danesteem ke chera ba o
megoyand"AFTABGARDAN ? ? ? ? ? vaghti khastam zendegi konam rahamo bastan ,
vaghti khastam ashegh besham goftan gonahe , vaghti khastam rast begam
goftan doorooghe , vaghti khandidam goftan divoonast , vaghti ke gerye
kardam goftan koodakanast , amma hala ke sokoot kardam migan asheghe ? ? ? ?
?

30. inam ra khaharam sahar ferestade: pesarha
mesle siman hastand age 1ja pahn beshand dige az jashon kande nemishand
pesahra mesle peikan hastand arzon va gheire ghabele etminanpesarha mesle
tale bini hastandharf ziad mizanan vali hich kodomeshon vaghei nist ? ? ? ?
? yebar hazrate nooho ayoob va sheitan ba ham sohbat mikardan hazrate nooh
mige hich kas be andazeye man omr nakarde migan boro az khoda name
biar(sabet kon)mireo bad az 0.5saat bargaro miare ayoob mige hich kas be
andazeye man sabresh ziad nist migan sabet kon barge biar az khoda mireo
0.5saat bad ba bargeye tayidie miad shetoon mige hich kas be andazeye man
avazio mozakhraf nist migan sabet kon barge az khoda biar mire bad az 2rooz
miad ba asabaniat mige baba in rafsanjani kie???(LG)
31.gabriel : be torke migan midooni khoda kojast mige
na vali har ja hast abolfazl negahdaresh bashe
32.inam ra
doste khobam Niloofar ferestade :
mara bebakhsh agar cheshmanam hamishe donbal tost dasthayam ra bebakhsh agar
bazham mesle hamishe donbale dasthaye tost labhayam ra bebakhsh agar hamishe
name to az an kharej mishavad royahayam ra bebakhsh agar to ra yegane
soltane ghalbe khod midanad ghalbam ra bebakhsh agar faghat eshge to ra
mipazirad
33.in PM bahal ra ham minoo
ferestade : ruze valentine ye ki mire kart postal forushi mige :agha karti
darin ke rush neveshte bashe to tanha eshghe mani ? aghhe mige bale: ,mige
pas lotfan 16 ta bedin     
34.Shadi Alizadeh: an rooz zire derakhte sib yadat hast?yadat hast ke man be
to yek sibe sorkh dadam. gazash zadi;bad andakhti zire payat!!...
pishe khodam fekr kardam cheghadr bi atefei; bi ehsas akhar midani! man
tamame ehsasamo roye an sib foot kardam va be to dadam ama... bad fahmidam
ye kerme na ghabel laye ehsase man!gir karde bood va baraye hamin ham
sibe ehsase man be delat nachasbid. rooye kaghaz neveshtam"
mohabat" vad dadam be to ! yadat hast che karesh kardi?ama man va an satle
zobale ke to mohabate mara "dakhelesh andakhti; khoob yade man
hast!cheshmanam ke ashkbar shod;gofti:"yadat bashad; mohabat neveshtani nist
yadat hast; an shab zire mahtab barane aseman;yek setarebarayat neshan
kardam va goftam:"zibatarin setareye aseman male
to..."yekdafe aseman abri shod bad ke amad va abr ha ra ba khodash
35.Shadi Alizadeh: goosh k0n; goosh kon be avaz haee ke be doroonat
miresad goosh kon an dam ke bavar be zistan ra pazirofti ta payan
edame bede edame bede ta abadiat rahi nist abadiat anjast;anja ke hich
chiz payan nemiyabad hich chiz; hich chiz har payani aghazist dobare
to niz aghazi degar hasti baraye tamame zamani ke dar an boodi va an ra be
payan bordi an goone ke ghabl az to be payan bordand va ghablo ghablo ghabl
az to pas to niz edame bede zamani ra bishtar dar ekhtiar dashte bash ta
sahme bishtari az an dashte bashi ta zendegi bishtar dar jarian bashad zende
kon sahmat ra ; zende kon zaman dar eshgh mimirad va abadiatb dar eshghg
payan miyabad pas ashegh bash va ta abad bash va ta abad zaman ra dar
ekhtiar dashte bash baraye hamishe
ta abad...
36. in joke ra ham ali pesar khalam
az netherlande baram ferestade : (
a79nl@yahoo.com) : ye bar ye rashtie mikhaste bere mosaferat ;
vaseye inke az zanesh motmaen beshe be bachash mige (inja ro ba lahjeye
rashti bekhun) :bache jan har vaght maman khast az khune birun bere
angoshteto bezan tu stamp o ye khal bezar ru badanesh ta bad ke bargashtam
in khaal ha ro beshmoram bebinam chand bar rafte birun; kholase rashtie ye
hafte mire mosaferat; bad ke barmigarde bachasho az rahe dur mibine mige az
maman che khabar? bachehe (ba lahje rashti ) mige : avvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv maman
nagu palang beguuuuuuuuuuu
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37.shadi_a_524 (12:47:52 PM): age cheshmat porsid begoo
nadidamesh ....age gooshat porsid begoo nashnidamesh....age dastatlarzid
begoo mal sarmast.... age pahat sost shod begoo mal zafe.... amma age delet
rikht be khodet dooroogh nagoo...
38.shadi_a_524 (12:48:22 PM): be torke migan chera qhorsato sare vaqht
nemikhory mige mikham viroosaro qhafelgir konam
39.am_fakhar2002 (7:34:48 PM): be torke migan chera
qhorsato sare vaqht nemikhory mige mikham viroosaro qhafelgir konam
40.am_fakhar2002 (7:36:23 PM): azash porsidam: mano bishtar doost dari ya
zendegito?!! goft toro ,,, baz oon azam porsid: mano bishtar doost dari ya
zendegito?!! goftam zendegimo ,,, oon raft va hich vaght nafahmid ke tamoome
zendegime ...
41.am_fakhar2002 (7:36:42 PM): ba gerye mikhabam va Anghadr khabe to ra
mibinam ke tabirash bayad Amadane to bashad ,baad amma tanha nasimi az
panjare,nasimi az to bi khabar hala mitavanam ro be rooye panjare beneshinam
va gerye konam ta khabam bebarad,va khabe to ra bebinam,Anghadr ke Tabirash
Bayad
42am_fakhar2002 (7:38:45 PM): sahme man az goshei az jahan ghalbe por mehre
tost toei ke nisti bavar dashte bash ke tabe man dar gasidehaye jodaee va
dar ashke khoshke cheshmanam, dar katibehaye zakhm, penhan shode va ahesteh
roye barg haye khoshk bi kasirah miravad va tekrar mikonad miayam
43.am_fakhar2002 (7:39:25 PM): ye rooz jennifer lopez be hame pm mide ke:
man ye mardy mikham ke pooldar bashe khone dashte bashe, mashin dashte bashe,
vila dashte bashe, kholase hamechi dashte bashe bad akhar adresesho minevise,
torke pmesho mikhoone, bad mire tamame darayisho mifrooshe, ba poolesh yek
bilite amryka mikhare ba yek shakhe gole roz, be oon ja ke mirese, jennfer
mige khoone dary mige na, mashin dary mige na, vila ke dary dige , mige na ,
pas chera oomady inja, torke mige: oomadam begam roo man hesab nakon
44.am_fakhar2002 (7:40:20 PM): Chand Zarbol Masale Up Date Shode !!! :
1-Gorbe Dastesh Be Gosht Nemiresid Migoft Eybi Nadare Bejash Soya Mikhoram !
2-Yek Soozan Be Khoodet Bezan Vali Movazeb Bash Aloode Be H.I.V Nabashe !
3-Ba Halva Halva Kardan Morde Khor Sir
45.am_fakhar2002 (7:40:44 PM): vaghti oomadam chenan haleto migiram ke
nafaset band biad , az tars pahat belarze , hamchin aberooto mibaram ke
sareto bala nayari bache soosool , man <<ghabze telefon
46.am_fakhar2002 (7:41:06 PM): torke badkonak mifrookhte var shekast mishe
ellat yabi mikonan mibinan badkonak be shartr chaghoo mifrookhte  
47.agasinahe: Man Az Khoda Yek Gol
Khastam Un Be Man Bagh Dad.Man Az khoda Yek Derakht Khastam Un Be Man Jangal
Dad.Man Az Khoda Yek Doost Khastam Un Be Man To Ro Dad.***** Age Shoma In Ro
Bara Man Befrestin Mifahmam Ke Shoma Dooste Vagei Man Hastid.In Matn Ro
Baraye Hameye Doostanetoon Befrestin.Bebinin Chand Ta Az In Payam Baratoon
Ferstade Mishe?
48.agasinahe: rashtie be zanesh mige :khanoom jan!! age man bemiram to
shohar mikoni? zane mige are ..mige dooosesham dari? zane mige are ..mige
barash abgoooshtam mizari? mige:NA DOOST NADARE .
49.agasinahe: age goftin chera fila az tahe soozan rad nemishan?--->chon
tahe domeshoon gere dare.!

50agasinahe: Life ends when u stop dreaming, hope ends when u stop
believing, love ends when u stop caring.. Friendship ends when u stop
sharing.. so share this with whom ever u consider a friend
51.agasinahe: Rashtiye ghorse x mikhore mire khune,mibine zanesh
tanhast.mige eyval TAVAHHOM
agasinahe: ye roz ye torke heyat mizane bad balash minevise. be elate
shahadat emam hosein tatil mibashad
52.negarestan_naein:ye pesare az babash miporse baba! olagh ha ham zan
migiran. babash mige are baba faghat olagha zan migiran
53.shadi_a_524 (1:14:35 PM): torke eynake aftabi mizane mire khoone mizane
toye gooshe pesaresh.pesaresh mige baraye chi mizani , mige mage nagoftam ta
in vaghte shab biroon nabash
54.shadi_a_524 (1:16:57 PM): zede hal midoni yani chi? zedehal yani vaghti
montazere filme morede alaghati bargh bere ... zedehal yani duste dokhtaret
to khiyaboon ba yeki dige bebini ... zede hal yani baad az kolli mokh zadan
to internet vaghti mikhay be natije beresi accountet tamom she ... zedehal
yani vaghti ba chanta id on mishi yahoo hamasho ba ham lock kone ... ...zede
hal yani ooni ke dost dari natoni bebini ... zedehal yani beri aroosi
aghayono khanoma az ham joda bashan ... zede hal yani sare jalase ememtahan
eynaket biyofte beshkane.....zede hal yani asheghe kasi bashi ama on nafahme
ke ashegheshi..... va zede hal yani hamaro dark koni vali hich kas darket
nakone.
55.am_fakhar2002 (8:42:31 PM): khodaish kheyli ba marami\kheyli
azat khosham miyad\ba maram tarin kasi hasti ke too liste adde man hasti\har
moghe miyam onlini\har moghe salam midam javabamo midi\nemigi saram
shoolooghe\kelas nemizari\kholase in ke DOOOOOOOOSET DARAM YAHOO HELPER 
56.am_fakhar2002 (8:45:49 PM): sahme man az goshei az jahan ghalbe por mehre
tost toei ke nisti bavar dashte bash ke tabe man dar gasidehaye jodaee va
dar ashke khoshke cheshmanam, dar katibehaye zakhm, penhan shode va ahesteh
roye barg haye khoshk bi kasirah miravad va tekrar mikonad miayam
57.am_fakhar2002 (9:24:38 PM): rshtie ba rotbeye 500000 pezeshki ghabool
mishe tahghigh mikonan mibinana farzande 4a ta shahid boode
58.in ro ham dostam aghasinahe baram ferestade : az
niyoton porsidan chera vaghty sib khordesh to saret tajob kardi mige akhe
zire derakhte golabi bodam
59.shadi_a_524: rshtie ba rotbeye 500000 pezeshki ghabool
mishe tahghigh mikonan mibinana farzande 4a ta shahid boode
60.ehsan_fasihi2005 : midooni chera ghazvini ha khosh
shansan ? choon shans jorat nemikone beheshoon posht kone
61.am_fakhar2002 : dastet ro bezar roye ghalbet , in saate omrete ke dare
tik tik mikone , jalebe, hamooni ke behet zendegi mide barat shomareshe
makoos ro shooroo karde . montazer bash ama moatal nasho , tahamol kon ama
tavaghof nakon , ghate bash ama lajbaz nabash , sarih bash ama gostakh
nabash , begoo are ama nagoo hatman begoo na vali nagoo abadan.
62.azad_eng2004 : ghazviniye gooshi pantek mikhare to menu hash donbale
bache he migashte
63.shadi_a_524: maziat haye shire madar:1.ghabele estefade baraye tamame
senin, 2.bastebandi jazab, 3.dastresi asan,4.yeki bekhar 2ta bebar      
64.shadi_a_524: khalaban pas az oj gereftan havapeima ono ro contorol otomat
mizare va be komakesh mige aval beram dastshoei bad biam tartib in mehman
daro bedam,ghafel az inke mikrofon roshane va seda pakhsh mishe.mehmandar ba
eajale mire be samt kabin khalaban ke mozoe ro bege pash gir mikone be paye
ye pir zane mikhore zamin , pirzane be mehmandar mige nane jon eajale nakon
goft aval miram datshoei ...!!!
65.azad_eng2004:khodavand aseman ra afarid ,goft che zibast. zamin ra afarid
,goft che zibast . mard ra afarid ,goft che zibast .zan ra afarid ,goft eybi
nadare arayesh mikone !!!  
66.Inam az doste khobam nilo
:
eshtebah ra mahkoom kon, na oon ke eshtebah az oo sar zade <Shakespeare> 
67.nilo:
):
be hame eshgh bevarz be tedade kami etemad kon va be hichkas badi nakoon <Shakespeare 
68.nilo :
oon rooz ke to be donya oomadi dasht baroon mizad ama hava barooni nabood
balke in fereshteha boodan ke dashtan gerye mikardan.midoni chera? chon yeki
azashoon kam shode bood   
69.nilo :
torke mire poshte boom mikhabe sardesh mishe dare poshte boom ro mibande
70.nilo:
midoonin vaghti khoda dovomin siyah poosto afarid chi goft? goft : ah inam
sookht

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Last Update : 1384/1/24 ****
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71:am_fakhar2002 : shebahate zan ba taghvim ro midoooonin? HARDO VAGHTI
GHERMEZAN TATILAN
72:agasinahe (9:02:38 Saed PM): esfahaniye mire mosabegate rali to rahe
mosabege mosaferkeshi mikone
73:agasinahe (9:04:27 Saed PM): ye nafar mire amrikaro kashf mikone , ye
nafar mire mari Kuri mishe , ye nafar mire bombe atom misaze ..... toye
allafam hamash beshin offato check kon ...
74:negarestan_naein : Adam farib bokhoreh,,behtar az ine ke digaran ro farib
bedeh,,,chon age farib bedi,,,bozorgtarin ganjineyeh zendegito az dast
midi,,,To zarfiyate etemad kardano az dast midi,,,bezar tekrar
konam,,,Zarfiyate etemad kardan Bozorgtarin ganjineyeh zendegiyeh,,,,,zira
bedoone on na eshgh momkeneh,,Na ebadat,,,Na khoda
75. negar: be yaroo migan chi shod Motad shodi?!
mige:valla ba refighemoon gharar gozashtim roozaye tatil
beshinim ye bast bezanim, zado Emam mord 2 hafte tatil shod.
76. negar:ye zarbolmasale chini mige: ghalb mese ye khoonas ke 2ta otagh
dare ke too yekish shadie too yekish gham...pas say kon joori shadi koni ke
gham bidar nashe...!!
77. negar: az bache pain shahriye miporsan ZanZalil yani
chi?..Mige hamuni ke Bala Shahriya
behesh Migan Tafahom

78:niloo: eshtebah ra mahkoom kon, na oon ke eshtebah az oo sar zade<Shakespeare> 
79:niloo: be hame eshgh bevarz be tedade kami etemad kon va be hichkas badi
nakoon<Shakespeare> 
80. niloo: oon rooz ke to be donya oomadi dasht baroon mizad ama hava
barooni nabood balke in fereshteha boodan ke dashtan gerye mikardan.midoni
chera? chon yeki azashoon kam shode bood
81. niloo: torke mire poshte boom mikhabe sardesh mishe dare poshte boom ro
mibande
82.azad_eng2004: Midooni Faseleye Beyne Angosht'hat Vaseye Chie ??? Vaseye
Inke Ye Nafare Dige Ba Angosht'hash
In Jaye Khali Ro Por Kone Pas Be Donbale Dasti Bash Ke Ta Abad Betoone
Dastet Ro Begire ...
83. azad_eng2004: ye rooz ye pire zane ke yazdi boode be dostesh mige :
mikham beram emam zade dostesh mige age ba
vanete abas agha beri age aghabet bezare 100 toman age jolot bezare 200
84. azad_eng2004: torke dashte shir mikhorde 1dafe khafe
mishe chera? chon gave mishine roosh
85. azad_eng2004: be torke migan ba matiz jomle besaz mige mishe engilish
begam? mign afarin are chera nashe
mige:matiz yor name???
86. a_a_n1366 (arash): Fatvaye jadide Olamaye hoze elmeyeh: Agar 1 pesar be
dokhtari bege ghorboonet beram azizam,20 zarbe shallagh dare!..........agr
bege ghorboonet beram khoshgelam 70 zarbe shallagh dare!.........vali agar
bege ghorboonet beram elahi chon dar rahe khodast hich eshkali nadare
87. azad_eng2004:
esfahaniye mire mosabegate rali to rahe mosabege mosaferkeshi mikone 
88. azad_eng2004:
Girl says to her bf : If u kiss me I'll be yours forever , her bf says
: thanks for ur warning!!!
89.
am_fakhar2002 : ertebate rish va tigh ghabl az
enghelab va bad az enghelab <....> ghabl az enghelab ba tigh rish
mizadan .. bad az enghelab ba rish tigh mizanan!!!
90. Minoo: ye dafe ye kordo mibaran jahanam farda mibinan hich kasi to
jahanam nist tahghigh mikonan mibinan kordeh hamaro ghachaghi bordeh
behesht 
91. niloo: be torke migan 3 ta
heivon nam bebar ke ba ``kh`` shoroshe?.... mige: 1- KHodam ,
2-KHaharam . 3-mmmmmmm... aha KHoda biamorz pedaram 
92.
niloo (9:47:00 Saed PM): Torkaro miboosanesh, jav migiratesh ,
hameleh mishe
93.
niloo (9:49:46 Saed PM): ye roz ye torke mire doctor mige:
aghaye doctor nemidonam chera hich kas mano tahvil nemigire, doctoremige: nafare bad! 
94. negar_ ( ): Khiyali nist~~~~~~>too Yahoo Messenger
boodam ke to behem pm dadi, ye rooz to ba man chat kardi, fardash IDimo hack
kardi, begoo barat man chi boodam? ye IDe ejareyi??.... kohne shodam rafti
hala donbale roome tazeyi.... raftio pm dadi az hack kardanam, malali nist.....
rafti ba yeki dige chat kardi, hich khiyali nist.... ye roozam nobate man
mishe behet pm bedam, bebini ke hacket karadam ,too listet asalan addi nist....
95. negar_ (11:15:15 PM): age yekio didi ke vaghti dari rad mishi
barmigardeo negat mikone bed0on barash mohemi age yekio didi ke vaghti dari
miofti barmigardeo ba ajale miad be samtet bed0on barash azizi age yekio
didi ke vaghti dari mikhandi barmigarde negat mikone bed0on vasash ghashangi
age yekio didi ke vaghti dari gerye mikoni miad bahat ashk mirize bed0on
d0ostet dare va age ye vaght yekio didi ke vaghti dari ba yeki dige harf
mizani tarket mikone bed0on asheghete !!
96. negar_: Ye rooz hava az adam miporse dooosam dari?mige
chareye digeii daram?????
97. negar_ ): torke mire baghghali mibine ro divar neveshtan: Ali ba mast .
Hossein ba mast , Hasan ba mast.bad yek kam fekr mikone be baghghale mige
agha bebakhshid ,maste khali nadarid.! 
98. negar_: emam jomeye ardebil mige : moghei ke ab
mikhorid 3 ta besmelah begid ,chon dar ab seta jen vojod dare: 2ta hidro jen
va 1 oksi jen!!!!!
99. negar_: be torke migan :che kare ee???mige : ye
mamoore ettelaat hich vaght nemige che kare as 
100. negar_: hamishe bayad ax e doost pesaret/dokhtaret ro
tooye kif e poolet bezari. har vaght dochare moshgele bozorgi shodi , behesh
negah kon . oon vaght ehsas mikoni ke hich kodoom az moshgelatet be andazeye
in ye doone vahshatnak nistand
101.azad_eng2004: Be Yad Dari ke toRa Mikardam Hame Shab
Ta be Sahargah 2A ? Har Shab az Bahre To Rast Mikardam Daste hajat Be
Dargahe KHoda ! Dastmali Bede Ta Pak Konam Araghe Khastegi Az Roye Shoma
SaEd!
102.azad_eng2004: to madrase hamishe behemon yad dadan ke 1 sal 12 mahe 1
mah 4 haftast 1 hafte 7 roze 1 roz 24 sa@ 1sa@ 60 saneye vali yad nadadan 1
saniye bi to bodan barabare ba 1000 sale SaEd!\
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چرا ناپلئون هميشه از كمر بند قرمز
استفاده ميكرده و اين كه حكمت كمربند
ناپلئون چيست ، اين سوال براي خيليها
پيش آمده و جواب آن فقط يك جمله است :
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آدرس اينترنت به جاي يك دبيليو، سه تا
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عيب نميكنه
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نشوند؟ وقتي هوا آفتابي باشد اين كار
را انجام دهند
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موقع خواب يك پايش را بالا ميگيرد؟
چون اگر هر دو را بگيرد، ميافتد
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نون سوخته با آدم غرق شده چيه؟ هر دو
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مثبت داره ولی مرد هيچ چيز مثبتی
نداره
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زير دريايی بعضيها رو غرق ميکنن؟ يه
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يعني چه؟ ناف نمره صفري است كه طبيعت
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قرص براي چيه؟ براي اينكه اگه با آب
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کودک و خدا
كودكي كه آماده تولد بود، نزد خدا رفت و از او پرسيد:«ميگويند
فردا شما مرا به زمين ميفرستيد، اما من به اين كوچكي و بدون هيچ كمكي چگونه
ميتوانم براي زندگي به آنجا بروم؟»
خداوند پاسخ داد: « از ميان تعداد بسياري از فرشتگان، من يكي را
براي تو در نظر گرفتهام. او از تو نگهداري خواهد كرد.»اما كودك هنوز مطمئن
نبود كه مي خواهد برود يا نه :«اما اينجا در بهشت، من هيچ كار جز خندين و آواز
خواندن ندارم و اينها براي شادي من كافي هستند.»
خداوند لبخند زد «فرشته تو باريت آواز ميخواند، و هر روز به تو
لبخند خواهد زد . تو عشق او را احساس خواهي كرد و شاد خواهي بود.»
كودك ادامه داد: «من چطور مي توانم بفهمم مردم چه مي گويند وقتي
زبان آنها را نمي دانم؟»
خداوند او را نوازش كرد و گفت: «فرشته تو ، زيباترين و شيرين
ترين واژههايي را كه ممكن است بشنوي در گوش تو زمزمه خواهد كرد و با دقت و
صبوري به تو ياد خواهد داد كه چگونه صحبت كني.»
كودك با ناراحتي گفت: «وقتي ميخواهم با شما صحبت كنم ، چه
كنم؟»
اما خدا براي اين سئوال هم پاسخي داشت: «فرشتهات، دستهايت را
دركنار هم قرار خواهد داد و به تو ياد ميدهد كه چگونه دعاكني.»
كودك سرش رابرگرداند وپرسيد: «شنيدهام كه در زمين انسانهاي بدي
هم زندگي ميكنند. چه كسي از من محافظت خواهد كرد؟ »
- «فرشتهات از تو محافظت خواهد كرد، حتي به قيمت جانش تمام
شود.»
كودك با نگراني ادامه داد: «اما من هميشه به اين دليل كه ديگر
نميتوانم شما راببينم ، ناراحت خواهم بود.»
خدواند لبخند زد و گفت: «فرشتهات هميشه درباره من با تو صحبت
خواهدكرد و به تو راه بازگشت نزد من را خواهد آموخت، گر چه من هميشه دركنار تو
خواهم بود.»
در آن هنگام بهشت آرام بود اما صداهايي از زمين شنيده ميشد.
كودك ميدانست كه بايد به زودي سفرش را آغاز كند.
او به آرامي يك سئوال ديگر از خداوند پرسيد: «خدايا ! اگر من
بايد همين حالا بروم لطفاً نام فرشتهام را به من بگوييد.»
خداوند شانه او را نوازش كرد و پاسخ داد:
«نام فرشتهات اهميتي ندارد. به راحتي او را مادر صدا كني .»
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