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تا خرخره خورده بودم ... مست مست ....روبروم نشسته بود و زل زده بود به چشام ...  وقتی تو چشاش نگاه کردم  فهميدم يه چيزی ميخواد بهم بگه ولی نميتونه  ... همه کاراشو زير نظر داشتم ... احســـاس ميکردم آرومو قرار نداره ... خيلی بيتابی ميکرد ... از رفتارش ميشد حس کرد که چه منظوری داره ... ولی خب جلوی اون همه آدم که نميشد ...  نگاهامون بهم دوخته شده بود .... ديــــگه جــــفتمون داشتيم ديوونه ميشديم ... دل و زدم به دريا و دستشو گرفتم و از خونه زديم بيرون ... محوطه باغ خيلی شلوغ بود . بردمش پشت يه درخت ... جايی که هيچ مزاحــمی نباشه ...بی مقدمه شلوارشو از پاهاش دراوردم ... بلندش کردم ... تو چشاش نگاه کردمو بهش گفتم :

ای خاک تو اون سرت کنن که هنوزم وقتی ميخوای بشاشی من بايد بيام سر پا نگرت دارم .... .

 

1.(in pm az elham khanome )ye rooz ye esfahaniye MO00OOzzz mikhore , medash taajjjoooobbbbb mikone

2.(inam az khodame ) torke raeise fedrasione shatranj mishe,2ta ghanune jadid mizare:1)fila hagh nadaran asba ro bezanan 2)khara ham to bazian

3. ye rooz ye torke ba ye ghazvini ba ye amrikai ba ye tehrani ba ye lor ba ye engelisi ba man tasmim gereftim to ro bezarim sare kar

4. (to ra khoda edamam nakonin ) ye rooz ye marde mire pishe khoda va mighe: khodaya chera in zanaro khoshghel afaridi? javab miyad ke: "baraye inke shoma marda oonaro doost dashte bashin" baz miporse paschera inghadar ahmagh afiridishoon? javab miyad baraye inke : "oonha ham shomaro doost dashte bashan"

5. azad_eng2004 :Az rashtiye miporsand: shoma baraye jelogiri az bar dari chekar mikonin?!!.... . . . mige: valla ma sobha ke az khoone mirim biroon, dare khoonaro GHOFL mikonim!!! ( valla ma dare khone hamsayera ham ghofl mikonim fayde nadare

6. (in ra ham sadaf khanom khaharzadeye golam ferestade ):mamoor amar mire dare khoone rashtie poshte ef ef az zan rashtie miporse shoma chand nafarin ? zane javaab mide mohem nist , shoma chand nafarin?!::::::: ( ma ke 1 nafarim shoma chand nafarid )

7. man tamaame hastia raa dar nabard baa sar nevesht dar tahaajom baa zamaan aatash zadam koshtam; yek kalaam dar jozve haayam hich nanveshtam ; man ze maghsad haa peye maghsoodhaaye pooch oftaadam ; ta tamaame khoobha raftando khoobi maand dar yaadam; man be eshghe montazer boodan hame sabro gharaaram raft ; bahaaram raft eshgham mord yaaram raft

8. ehsan: Va Hengamy ke Ebrahim Mikhast Esmail ra Ghorbany Konad Nedaii Amad :Ebi Jan Bikhial Sho To Dar Moghabele Dorbine Makhfy Hasty

9. (in pm ra ham nazanin khanom ferestade ):  Atish Zady atish be delam amma bazam dooset daram age az jadeh biay pato ro cheshmam mizaram age baz ye bar dige behem begi doset daram akseto bejaye mah to dele shabham mizaram in labaye ashegfham bi to sedayi nadareh in cheshaye darbedar bebin faghad toro dareh hala ye roozy miay ke kheili direh dele asheghe man to ghoseh gireh mikham bedooni bashi ya nabashi kesi jato to in del nemigireh ghoorooba ke asemoon delesh migireh bishoo kam man mikham dad bezanam behet begam asheghetam man mikham dad bezanam ke to faghad male mani bayad az jadeh biay o in telesmo beshkani hala ye roozy miay ke kheili direh dele asheghe man to ghooseh gireh mikham bedoni bashy ya nabashy kesi jato to in del nemigireh with the best wishes !

10. nazi : To nakhasty Omadam darbedare naze cheshat sham to nazashty omadam ghoorboonie bahoonehat sham to nazashty to nakhasty mano az inhame tanhayi begiry az khooda soraghamo ba eshghe royayi begiry man mikhastam vase to asoon bemiram vase to maho az asemoon begiram raftyo bare safar az in dele divooneh basty dele man na akh dele ayineo shamdoono shekasty mitoonesty vase man nafas nafas ye hamzaboon shi mitoonesty ye pary to khabe in bi asemoon shi
 

11.asal_honey: Be Kasi Eshgh Bevarz Ke Layeghe Eshgh Bashad Na Teshneye Eshgh Chon Teshne Roozi Sirab Mishavad***(victor hogo) happy VALENTINE'S day

12.2okhtara mese chi hastan????1- mese radio hastan .harchi mikhan migan vali harchi begi nemishnavan!!2- mese limo shirin hastan,aval shirinan bad talkh mishan!!!3- mese kontor barghan har az chan gahi seneshon sefr mishe!!


13. in ra ham shadi 2okhtar khalam ferestade: haji on shab khali norani shode bod neghahi be bacheha kard aftaba ro bardasht raft posht sanghar sedaye enfejar dele hamaro larzond haji ro min ride bod!!!!! Pesare khoob&dokhtare khoob >>>> Computer >>>> Internet >>>> Site >>>> Yahoo >>>> Chat >>>> Doost >>>> Pm >>>> Eshg >>>> hal >>>> safa >>>> dava >>>> disconnect >>>> pakar >>>> kado >>>> ashti >>>> khosh hali >>>> chat >>>> safa >>>> gabze telephone >>>> Disconnect >>>> khat to neshoon >>>> dobare connect >>>> chat >>>> dava >>>> nefrat >>>> shekast >>>> disconnect for ever >>>> rahati >>>> pesare khob&dokhtare khoob


14. ehsan :haji on shab khali norani shode bod neghahi be bacheha kard aftaba ro bardasht raft posht sanghar sedaye enfejar dele hamaro larzond haji ro min ride bod!!!!!

15. negarestan_naein : dokhtare to gheseha : dokhtare be rango va reya por mehr lotfo safa asheghe ro seda mezad ba cheshmash mano negah mekard cheshash mesale setareh ke negash shabo az pa dar meyareh tane o mesle pari labash mesale shapari mohash range shabe negash az man del mebare salam : khobi ? hala jedan to hamon dokhtare { dokhtare toye ghesehaye man ?! } khob be harhal bazam sharmandam geh behet chezi goftamo to az dastam narahate ! vali jedan ghasde nadashtam ! bedon ke mekham basham { ye joraye khodeto baham ghati kon } ! khob man degeh beram mer30 mamnon ghorbanet mohammad khodahafez. mani_eshgh : dasht az bala be zamin nega mikard,maho migam. mahve in hame jonbo joosh bood. ba khodesh migoft che khabar shode,ta hala adamaro inghad faal nadide bood.delesh mikhast bedoone che khabare... roo kard be


16. nazi: Ye joorayi nazanin kheili mikhamet halite? Dele ma bad joory oftade to damet halite? Khoodemoon bazigarim bazi vase ma dar nayar ta begi fee mikhoonim ende kalamet to begoo maro zady to begoo maro zady mam hame ja migim are khoosh daram khoosh bashy to khiale khamet? Oon negahet age 20te ma migirim 21 khoodemoon ro2 mikhabim zire khalet halite? Hame in harfaro goftam hame in harfaro goftam vali rastesh ro bekhay bad joory divoonatam kheili mikhamet halite? Enghade ada naya ooghate maro talkh nakon bezar zendegi bashe bazam be kamet nazanin dasteto khoondam nagoo yaroo sadeh bood nagoo ma savar boodim amma taraf piadeh boodye vaght az roo sadegi fekr nakoni sia shoodam toye khalvat be khoodet nagi cheghadr bala shoodam
 

17. INAM MATNE KHILI GHASHANGIYE  HATMAN BEKHON :
SALAMATI:
be salamati gav chon ke nagoft man goft ma,be salamati kerme khaki na be khatere kermesh be khatere khaki bodanesh,be salamati divar ke har mardo namardi behesh tekye mikone,be salamati morche ke ta hala hich kas ashkesho nadide,be salamati khiyar na be khatere khesh balke be khatere yaresh,be salamati shalgham na be khatere shalesh be khatere ghamesh.be salamnatiye har chi naa marde ke agar namard nabashe mardaa shenakhte nemishan.be salamatiye kalagh na be khatere siyahish be khatere ye rangish. be salamtiye sag na be khatere parsesh be khatere vafash....bokhor ..bere onja ke gham nabashe
 


18.gabriel: che joori ye ...(har chi khastin jash bezarin) shenasaei konim : 1. age didi ye babaei kapshanesho karde to shalvaresh -shalvarresham ta dame dahanesh keshide bala bedoon .... 2. age didi ye babaei sa@ 8 shab 40 ta noon barbarei zire baghalashe bedoon .... 3.age didi taraf to coffee net ba yahoo helper chat mikone bedoon taraf ..... 4. age didi taraf too otooban tormoz dasti keshid bedoon taraf ... 5.age didi taraf rd dare poshtesh neveshte GLX bedoon taraf ...6.age didi taraf sigaresho mindaze zire paye chapesh ba paye rastesh khamooSH mikone bedoon taraf ... 7. age didi kasi ta akhare in offo mikhone bedoon taraf ...hanoz nafahmidi!!!baba to digah ke hasti!!!?


19.gabriel:: ye roo be rashtie migan chera zan nemigiri? mige 5 rooze gereftam gereftam kheiliam akhlaghesh khoobe.migan too 5 rooz az koja shenakhtish mige rooze aval ke raftam didam 2 ta mard khoonan goftam ina kian goft shoharam oonja fahmidam SEDAGHAT dare rooze bad raftam didam 3 ta mard khoonan goftam ina kian saresho endakht paiin oonja fahmidam NEJABAT dare rooze sevom ke raftam jelo kho0one saf bood safo kenar zadam behem goft boro tahe saf oonja fahmidam EDALAT DARE akharin rooz raftam be mamanesh shekayat konam didam jelo dare khooneye mamanesham safe oonja fahmidam ke ESALAT dare mard = mojoode bichare !!! : vagti ke be donya miyad hame hale mamanesho miporsan! vagti ezdevaj mikone hame migan che aroose khushgeli! vagti mimire hame migan bichare zanesh!!

20.gabriel: mani eshgh dar an ast ke be yekdegar sakhat nagered eshghi ke azadaneh hedye nashavad esarat ast

21.gabriel:midonichera farshid amini kosesh khole ?? vase in ke namidone khoda shabo vase chi afaride........

22.gabriel: az ostade shimi porsidam eshgh chist< goft halal ast > az ostade zaban porsidam eshgh chist<goft ham payeye love hast>az ostade adabiyat porsidam eshgh chist < goft mohebate elahi ast>az ostade dini porsidam eshgh chist <goft haram ast>az ostade tarikh porsidam eshgh chist<goft soghote selseleye ghalbe javan ast>az ostade hendese porsidam eshgh chist <goft noghtei ast ke be hoole noghteye ghalbe javan micharkhad>az ostade jabr porsidam eshgh chist<goft masalei ast ke aan ra ba etehad hal mikonan </

23.gabriel: he joori ye ...(har chi khastin jash bezarin) shenasaei konim : 1. age didi ye babaei kapshanesho karde to shalvaresh -shalvarresham ta dame dahanesh keshide bala bedoon .... 2. age didi ye babaei sa@ 8 shab 40 ta noon barbarei zire baghalashe bedoon .... 3.age didi taraf to coffee net ba yahoo helper chat mikone bedoon taraf ..... 4. age didi taraf too otooban tormoz dasti keshid bedoon taraf ... 5.age didi taraf rd dare poshtesh neveshte GLX bedoon taraf ...6.age didi taraf sigaresho mindaze zire paye chapesh ba paye rastesh khamooSH mikone bedoon taraf ... 7. age didi kasi ta akhare in of mirh badon tarafat...? ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

24.gabriel: az Atash porsidam MOHABBAT chist ? goft az man soozantar ast. az Gol porsidam MOHABBATchist ? goft az man zibatar ast . az Sha'm porsidam MOHABBAT chist? goft az man asheghtar ast . az Khodesh porsidam MOHABBAT chist? goft NEGAHI bish nistam
 


25.behnam : too in zamoone,accant gerooneh?!!!hame mikhan connect beshan ama chegoone?,rafte mohabbat, hack shode adat, koja bf, koja gf, koja ye hamdam, goli too donya, login nemishe,file hacko to send bekon, bebin chi mishe, to idiyee man, narafti az yad, idiye man too listete ama che besyar...man raftam az yad...sokote in ghalbe shekastam shode faryad hala vayyy vayyy vay vay vay

26.gabriel: KASANI KE TOO LISTETOON DARID BEGID KE ID "BEAVIS" RO ADD NAKONAN O AZASH HICHI NAGIRAN!!! IN YE VIRUS HASTESH KE COMPUTERETOON RO FORMAT MIKONE WA AGE GIRE YEKI AZ DOOSTATOON BIOFTE BE COMPUTERE SHOMA HAM SERAYAT MIKONE!!! PAS LOTFAN IN TEXT RO COPY KONID O BARAYE HAMEYE DOOSTATOON BEFRESTID KE HAME MOTTALE' BASHAN!!!! ===>((send 2 all)) BA TASHAKKOR SAEED ? ? ? ? ?

27.gabriel: ye bar ye moaleme be bache he mige 2 2 ta mishe chanta : bache he mige 75 ta ,az ye bache dige miporse 2 2 ta mishe chanta mige 3 shanbe ,az ye bache dige miporse 2 2 ta mishe chanta mige 4 ta,behesh mige chejury fahmidi mige 3 shanbaro az 75 kam kardam

28.shadi_a_524:(Shadi Alizadeh): aaaghebat to nakhahi danest / che kasi bahre to zist / che kasi bahre to mord / che kasi ba to zamani sar bord / ............. cheshmam an lahze gerist / ta ke an lahze shekast / ke mane shohre be rosvaiy ra / to nadanesti kist / aaghebat ham to nakhahy danest............... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


29.gabriel: va angih aftab gardani az gosheyee tolo kard va be meyineh karhiyee masarak kesheed va ma hich namedanesteem amadanash az kodameen soo bod ,mededamash ka har rooz az sahargihan yak ja menasheenad va bali amadeneh khorsheed ra nezareh mekonad va ta sham gihan ,hamchenin roy bar o nagih medarad va ba o megardad angih tazeh danesteem ke chera ba o megoyand"AFTABGARDAN ? ? ? ? ? vaghti khastam zendegi konam rahamo bastan , vaghti khastam ashegh besham goftan gonahe , vaghti khastam rast begam goftan doorooghe , vaghti khandidam goftan divoonast , vaghti ke gerye kardam goftan koodakanast , amma hala ke sokoot kardam migan asheghe ? ? ? ? ?


30. inam ra khaharam sahar ferestade:  pesarha mesle siman hastand age 1ja pahn beshand dige az jashon kande nemishand pesahra mesle peikan hastand arzon va gheire ghabele etminanpesarha mesle tale bini hastandharf ziad mizanan vali hich kodomeshon vaghei nist ? ? ? ? ? yebar hazrate nooho ayoob va sheitan ba ham sohbat mikardan hazrate nooh mige hich kas be andazeye man omr nakarde migan boro az khoda name biar(sabet kon)mireo bad az 0.5saat bargaro miare ayoob mige hich kas be andazeye man sabresh ziad nist migan sabet kon barge biar az khoda mireo 0.5saat bad ba bargeye tayidie miad shetoon mige hich kas be andazeye man avazio mozakhraf nist migan sabet kon barge az khoda biar mire bad az 2rooz miad ba asabaniat mige baba in rafsanjani kie???(LG)


31.gabriel : be torke migan midooni khoda kojast mige na vali har ja hast abolfazl negahdaresh bashe
 

32.inam ra doste khobam Niloofar ferestade:  mara bebakhsh agar cheshmanam hamishe donbal tost dasthayam ra bebakhsh agar bazham mesle hamishe donbale dasthaye tost labhayam ra bebakhsh agar hamishe name to az an kharej mishavad royahayam ra bebakhsh agar to ra yegane soltane ghalbe khod midanad ghalbam ra bebakhsh agar faghat eshge to ra mipazirad

33.in PM bahal ra ham minoo ferestade : ruze valentine ye ki mire kart postal forushi mige :agha karti darin ke rush neveshte bashe to tanha eshghe mani ? aghhe mige bale: ,mige pas lotfan 16 ta bedin

34.Shadi Alizadeh: an rooz zire derakhte sib yadat hast?yadat hast ke man be to yek sibe sorkh dadam. gazash zadi;bad andakhti zire payat!!...
pishe khodam fekr kardam cheghadr bi atefei; bi ehsas akhar midani! man tamame ehsasamo roye an sib foot kardam va be to dadam ama... bad fahmidam ye kerme na ghabel laye ehsase man!gir karde bood va baraye  hamin ham sibe ehsase man be delat nachasbid. rooye kaghaz neveshtam"
mohabat" vad dadam be to ! yadat hast che karesh kardi?ama man va an satle zobale ke to mohabate mara "dakhelesh andakhti; khoob yade man hast!cheshmanam ke ashkbar shod;gofti:"yadat bashad; mohabat neveshtani nist yadat hast; an shab zire mahtab barane aseman;yek setarebarayat neshan kardam va goftam:"zibatarin setareye aseman male
to..."yekdafe aseman abri shod bad ke amad va abr ha ra ba khodash

35.Shadi Alizadeh: goosh k0n; goosh kon be avaz haee ke be doroonat  miresad goosh kon an dam ke bavar be zistan ra pazirofti ta payan  edame bede edame bede ta abadiat rahi nist abadiat anjast;anja ke hich  chiz payan nemiyabad hich chiz; hich chiz har payani aghazist dobare  to niz aghazi degar hasti baraye tamame zamani ke dar an boodi va an ra be payan bordi an goone ke ghabl az to be payan bordand va ghablo ghablo ghabl az to pas to niz edame bede zamani ra bishtar dar ekhtiar dashte bash ta sahme bishtari az an dashte bashi ta zendegi bishtar dar jarian bashad zende kon sahmat ra ; zende kon zaman dar eshgh mimirad va abadiatb dar eshghg payan miyabad pas ashegh bash va ta abad bash va ta abad zaman ra dar ekhtiar dashte bash baraye hamishe
ta abad...
 

36. in joke ra ham ali pesar khalam az netherlande  baram ferestade : ( a79nl@yahoo.com)  : ye bar ye rashtie mikhaste bere mosaferat ; vaseye inke az zanesh motmaen beshe be bachash mige (inja ro ba lahjeye rashti bekhun) :bache jan har vaght maman khast az khune birun bere angoshteto bezan tu stamp o ye khal bezar ru badanesh ta bad ke bargashtam in khaal ha ro beshmoram bebinam chand bar rafte birun; kholase rashtie ye hafte mire mosaferat; bad ke barmigarde bachasho az rahe dur mibine mige az maman che khabar? bachehe (ba lahje rashti ) mige : avvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv maman nagu palang beguuuuuuuuuuu

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37.shadi_a_524 (12:47:52 PM): age cheshmat porsid begoo nadidamesh ....age gooshat porsid begoo nashnidamesh....age dastatlarzid begoo mal sarmast.... age pahat sost shod begoo mal zafe.... amma age delet rikht be khodet dooroogh nagoo...


38.shadi_a_524 (12:48:22 PM): be torke migan chera qhorsato sare vaqht nemikhory mige mikham viroosaro qhafelgir konam
 

39.am_fakhar2002 (7:34:48 PM): be torke migan chera qhorsato sare vaqht nemikhory mige mikham viroosaro qhafelgir konam

40.am_fakhar2002 (7:36:23 PM): azash porsidam: mano bishtar doost dari ya zendegito?!! goft toro ,,, baz oon azam porsid: mano bishtar doost dari ya zendegito?!! goftam zendegimo ,,, oon raft va hich vaght nafahmid ke tamoome zendegime ...


41.am_fakhar2002 (7:36:42 PM): ba gerye mikhabam va Anghadr khabe to ra mibinam ke tabirash bayad Amadane to bashad ,baad amma tanha nasimi az panjare,nasimi az to bi khabar hala mitavanam ro be rooye panjare beneshinam va gerye konam ta khabam bebarad,va khabe to ra bebinam,Anghadr ke Tabirash Bayad


42am_fakhar2002 (7:38:45 PM): sahme man az goshei az jahan ghalbe por mehre tost toei ke nisti bavar dashte bash ke tabe man dar gasidehaye jodaee va dar ashke khoshke cheshmanam, dar katibehaye zakhm, penhan shode va ahesteh roye barg haye khoshk bi kasirah miravad va tekrar mikonad miayam


43.am_fakhar2002 (7:39:25 PM): ye rooz jennifer lopez be hame pm mide ke: man ye mardy mikham ke pooldar bashe khone dashte bashe, mashin dashte bashe, vila dashte bashe, kholase hamechi dashte bashe bad akhar adresesho minevise, torke pmesho mikhoone, bad mire tamame darayisho mifrooshe, ba poolesh yek bilite amryka mikhare ba yek shakhe gole roz, be oon ja ke mirese, jennfer mige khoone dary mige na, mashin dary mige na, vila ke dary dige , mige na , pas chera oomady inja, torke mige: oomadam begam roo man hesab nakon


44.am_fakhar2002 (7:40:20 PM): Chand Zarbol Masale Up Date Shode !!! : 1-Gorbe Dastesh Be Gosht Nemiresid Migoft Eybi Nadare Bejash Soya Mikhoram ! 2-Yek Soozan Be Khoodet Bezan Vali Movazeb Bash Aloode Be H.I.V Nabashe ! 3-Ba Halva Halva Kardan Morde Khor Sir


45.am_fakhar2002 (7:40:44 PM): vaghti oomadam chenan haleto migiram ke nafaset band biad , az tars pahat belarze , hamchin aberooto mibaram ke sareto bala nayari bache soosool , man <<ghabze telefon


46.am_fakhar2002 (7:41:06 PM): torke badkonak mifrookhte var shekast mishe ellat yabi mikonan mibinan badkonak be shartr chaghoo mifrookhte

47.agasinahe: Man Az Khoda Yek Gol Khastam Un Be Man Bagh Dad.Man Az khoda Yek Derakht Khastam Un Be Man Jangal Dad.Man Az Khoda Yek Doost Khastam Un Be Man To Ro Dad.***** Age Shoma In Ro Bara Man Befrestin Mifahmam Ke Shoma Dooste Vagei Man Hastid.In Matn Ro Baraye Hameye Doostanetoon Befrestin.Bebinin Chand Ta Az In Payam Baratoon Ferstade Mishe?


48.agasinahe: rashtie be zanesh mige :khanoom jan!! age man bemiram to shohar mikoni? zane mige are ..mige dooosesham dari? zane mige are ..mige barash abgoooshtam mizari? mige:NA DOOST NADARE .


49.agasinahe: age goftin chera fila az tahe soozan rad nemishan?--->chon tahe domeshoon gere dare.!


50agasinahe: Life ends when u stop dreaming, hope ends when u stop believing, love ends when u stop caring.. Friendship ends when u stop sharing.. so share this with whom ever u consider a friend


51.agasinahe: Rashtiye ghorse x mikhore mire khune,mibine zanesh tanhast.mige eyval TAVAHHOM
agasinahe: ye roz ye torke heyat mizane bad balash minevise. be elate shahadat emam hosein tatil mibashad

52.negarestan_naein:ye pesare az babash miporse baba! olagh ha ham zan migiran. babash mige are baba faghat olagha zan migiran


53.shadi_a_524 (1:14:35 PM): torke eynake aftabi mizane mire khoone mizane toye gooshe pesaresh.pesaresh mige baraye chi mizani , mige mage nagoftam ta in vaghte shab biroon nabash


54.shadi_a_524 (1:16:57 PM): zede hal midoni yani chi? zedehal yani vaghti montazere filme morede alaghati bargh bere ... zedehal yani duste dokhtaret to khiyaboon ba yeki dige bebini ... zede hal yani baad az kolli mokh zadan to internet vaghti mikhay be natije beresi accountet tamom she ... zedehal yani vaghti ba chanta id on mishi yahoo hamasho ba ham lock kone ... ...zede hal yani ooni ke dost dari natoni bebini ... zedehal yani beri aroosi aghayono khanoma az ham joda bashan ... zede hal yani sare jalase ememtahan eynaket biyofte beshkane.....zede hal yani asheghe kasi bashi ama on nafahme ke ashegheshi..... va zede hal yani hamaro dark koni vali hich kas darket nakone.

55.am_fakhar2002 (8:42:31 PM): khodaish kheyli ba marami\kheyli azat khosham miyad\ba maram tarin kasi hasti ke too liste adde man hasti\har moghe miyam onlini\har moghe salam midam javabamo midi\nemigi saram shoolooghe\kelas nemizari\kholase in ke DOOOOOOOOSET DARAM YAHOO HELPER


56.am_fakhar2002 (8:45:49 PM): sahme man az goshei az jahan ghalbe por mehre tost toei ke nisti bavar dashte bash ke tabe man dar gasidehaye jodaee va dar ashke khoshke cheshmanam, dar katibehaye zakhm, penhan shode va ahesteh roye barg haye khoshk bi kasirah miravad va tekrar mikonad miayam


57.am_fakhar2002 (9:24:38 PM): rshtie ba rotbeye 500000 pezeshki ghabool mishe tahghigh mikonan mibinana farzande 4a ta shahid boode
 

58.in ro ham dostam aghasinahe baram ferestade : az niyoton porsidan chera vaghty sib khordesh to saret tajob kardi mige akhe zire derakhte golabi bodam

59.shadi_a_524: rshtie ba rotbeye 500000 pezeshki ghabool mishe tahghigh mikonan mibinana farzande 4a ta shahid boode

60.ehsan_fasihi2005 : midooni chera ghazvini ha khosh shansan ? choon shans jorat nemikone beheshoon posht kone

61.am_fakhar2002 : dastet ro bezar roye ghalbet , in saate omrete ke dare tik tik mikone , jalebe, hamooni ke behet zendegi mide barat shomareshe makoos ro shooroo karde . montazer bash ama moatal nasho , tahamol kon ama tavaghof nakon , ghate bash ama lajbaz nabash , sarih bash ama gostakh nabash , begoo are ama nagoo hatman begoo na vali nagoo abadan.

62.azad_eng2004 : ghazviniye gooshi pantek mikhare to menu hash donbale bache he migashte

63.shadi_a_524: maziat haye shire madar:1.ghabele estefade baraye tamame senin, 2.bastebandi jazab, 3.dastresi asan,4.yeki bekhar 2ta bebar


64.shadi_a_524: khalaban pas az oj gereftan havapeima ono ro contorol otomat mizare va be komakesh mige aval beram dastshoei bad biam tartib in mehman daro bedam,ghafel az inke mikrofon roshane va seda pakhsh mishe.mehmandar ba eajale mire be samt kabin khalaban ke mozoe ro bege pash gir mikone be paye ye pir zane mikhore zamin , pirzane be mehmandar mige nane jon eajale nakon goft aval miram datshoei ...!!!

65.azad_eng2004:khodavand aseman ra afarid ,goft che zibast. zamin ra afarid ,goft che zibast . mard ra afarid ,goft che zibast .zan ra afarid ,goft eybi nadare arayesh mikone !!!

66.Inam az doste khobam nilo : eshtebah ra mahkoom kon, na oon ke eshtebah az oo sar zade<Shakespeare>


67.nilo: ): be hame eshgh bevarz be tedade kami etemad kon va be hichkas badi nakoon<Shakespeare


68.nilo: oon rooz ke to be donya oomadi dasht baroon mizad ama hava barooni nabood balke in fereshteha boodan ke dashtan gerye mikardan.midoni chera? chon yeki azashoon kam shode bood


69.nilo: torke mire poshte boom mikhabe sardesh mishe dare poshte boom ro mibande


70.nilo: midoonin vaghti khoda dovomin siyah poosto afarid chi goft? goft : ah inam sookht

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71:am_fakhar2002 : shebahate zan ba taghvim ro midoooonin? HARDO VAGHTI GHERMEZAN TATILAN

72:agasinahe (9:02:38 Saed PM): esfahaniye mire mosabegate rali to rahe mosabege mosaferkeshi mikone


73:agasinahe (9:04:27 Saed PM): ye nafar mire amrikaro kashf mikone , ye nafar mire mari Kuri mishe , ye nafar mire bombe atom misaze ..... toye allafam hamash beshin offato check kon ...

74:negarestan_naein : Adam farib bokhoreh,,behtar az ine ke digaran ro farib bedeh,,,chon age farib bedi,,,bozorgtarin ganjineyeh zendegito az dast midi,,,To zarfiyate etemad kardano az dast midi,,,bezar tekrar konam,,,Zarfiyate etemad kardan Bozorgtarin ganjineyeh zendegiyeh,,,,,zira bedoone on na eshgh momkeneh,,Na ebadat,,,Na khoda

75. negar: be yaroo migan chi shod Motad shodi?! mige:valla ba refighemoon gharar gozashtim roozaye tatil beshinim ye bast bezanim, zado Emam mord 2 hafte tatil shod.


76. negar:ye zarbolmasale chini mige: ghalb mese ye khoonas ke 2ta otagh dare ke too yekish shadie too yekish gham...pas say kon joori shadi koni ke gham bidar nashe...!!

77. negar: az bache pain shahriye miporsan ZanZalil yani chi?..Mige hamuni ke Bala Shahriya behesh Migan Tafahom


78:niloo: eshtebah ra mahkoom kon, na oon ke eshtebah az oo sar zade<Shakespeare>


79:niloo: be hame eshgh bevarz be tedade kami etemad kon va be hichkas badi nakoon<Shakespeare>


80. niloo: oon rooz ke to be donya oomadi dasht baroon mizad ama hava barooni nabood balke in fereshteha boodan ke dashtan gerye mikardan.midoni chera? chon yeki azashoon kam shode bood


81. niloo: torke mire poshte boom mikhabe sardesh mishe dare poshte boom ro mibande

82.azad_eng2004: Midooni Faseleye Beyne Angosht'hat Vaseye Chie ??? Vaseye Inke Ye Nafare Dige Ba Angosht'hash
In Jaye Khali Ro Por Kone Pas Be Donbale Dasti Bash Ke Ta Abad Betoone Dastet Ro Begire ...

83. azad_eng2004: ye rooz ye pire zane ke yazdi boode be dostesh mige : mikham beram emam zade dostesh mige age ba
vanete abas agha beri age aghabet bezare 100 toman age jolot bezare 200
 

84. azad_eng2004: torke dashte shir mikhorde 1dafe khafe mishe chera? chon gave mishine roosh

85. azad_eng2004: be torke migan ba matiz jomle besaz mige mishe engilish begam? mign afarin are chera nashe
mige:matiz yor name???

86. a_a_n1366 (arash): Fatvaye jadide Olamaye hoze elmeyeh: Agar 1 pesar be dokhtari bege ghorboonet beram azizam,20 zarbe shallagh dare!..........agr bege ghorboonet beram khoshgelam 70 zarbe shallagh dare!.........vali agar bege ghorboonet beram elahi chon dar rahe khodast hich eshkali nadare

87. azad_eng2004: esfahaniye mire mosabegate rali to rahe mosabege mosaferkeshi mikone

88. azad_eng2004: Girl says to her bf : If u kiss me I'll be yours forever , her bf says : thanks for ur warning!!!

89. am_fakhar2002 : ertebate rish va tigh ghabl az enghelab va bad az enghelab <....> ghabl az enghelab ba tigh rish mizadan .. bad az enghelab ba rish tigh mizanan!!!

90. Minoo:  ye dafe ye kordo mibaran jahanam farda mibinan hich kasi to jahanam nist tahghigh mikonan mibinan kordeh hamaro ghachaghi bordeh behesht


91. niloo: be torke migan 3 ta heivon nam bebar ke ba ``kh`` shoroshe?.... mige: 1- KHodam , 2-KHaharam . 3-mmmmmmm... aha KHoda biamorz pedaram


92. niloo (9:47:00 Saed PM): Torkaro miboosanesh, jav migiratesh , hameleh mishe


93. niloo (9:49:46 Saed PM): ye roz ye torke mire doctor mige: aghaye doctor nemidonam chera hich kas mano tahvil nemigire, doctoremige: nafare bad!

94. negar_ ( ): Khiyali nist~~~~~~>too Yahoo Messenger boodam ke to behem pm dadi, ye rooz to ba man chat kardi, fardash IDimo hack kardi, begoo barat man chi boodam? ye IDe ejareyi??.... kohne shodam rafti hala donbale roome tazeyi.... raftio pm dadi az hack kardanam, malali nist..... rafti ba yeki dige chat kardi, hich khiyali nist.... ye roozam nobate man mishe behet pm bedam, bebini ke hacket karadam ,too listet asalan addi nist....


95. negar_ (11:15:15 PM): age yekio didi ke vaghti dari rad mishi barmigardeo negat mikone bed0on barash mohemi age yekio didi ke vaghti dari miofti barmigardeo ba ajale miad be samtet bed0on barash azizi age yekio didi ke vaghti dari mikhandi barmigarde negat mikone bed0on vasash ghashangi age yekio didi ke vaghti dari gerye mikoni miad bahat ashk mirize bed0on d0ostet dare va age ye vaght yekio didi ke vaghti dari ba yeki dige harf mizani tarket mikone bed0on asheghete !!

96. negar_: Ye rooz hava az adam miporse dooosam dari?mige chareye digeii daram?????


97. negar_ ): torke mire baghghali mibine ro divar neveshtan: Ali ba mast . Hossein ba mast , Hasan ba mast.bad yek kam fekr mikone be baghghale mige agha bebakhshid ,maste khali nadarid.!

98. negar_: emam jomeye ardebil mige : moghei ke ab mikhorid 3 ta besmelah begid ,chon dar ab seta jen vojod dare: 2ta hidro jen va 1 oksi jen!!!!!

99. negar_: be torke migan :che kare ee???mige : ye mamoore ettelaat hich vaght nemige che kare as

100. negar_: hamishe bayad ax e doost pesaret/dokhtaret ro tooye kif e poolet bezari. har vaght dochare moshgele bozorgi shodi , behesh negah kon . oon vaght ehsas mikoni ke hich kodoom az moshgelatet be andazeye in ye doone vahshatnak nistand

101.azad_eng2004: Be Yad Dari ke toRa Mikardam Hame Shab Ta be Sahargah 2A ? Har Shab az Bahre To Rast Mikardam Daste hajat Be Dargahe KHoda ! Dastmali Bede Ta Pak Konam Araghe Khastegi Az Roye Shoma SaEd!


102.azad_eng2004: to madrase hamishe behemon yad dadan ke 1 sal 12 mahe 1 mah 4 haftast 1 hafte 7 roze 1 roz 24 sa@ 1sa@ 60 saneye vali yad nadadan 1 saniye bi to bodan barabare ba 1000 sale SaEd!\

 

 

 

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  • اگر سر پرگار گيج برود چه مي‌كشد؟ بيضي

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  • چرا فيل از سوراخ سوزن رد نمي‌شه؟ براي اينكه ته دمش گره داره

 


 

اینم یه صحنه آشنا برای همه دوست پسر دوست دخترا .! بله نارو زدن دختر به پسر !... ببینو عبرت بگیر

 

 

کودک و خدا

كودكي كه آماده تولد بود، نزد خدا رفت و از او پرسيد:مي‌گويند فردا شما مرا به زمين مي‌فرستيد، اما من به اين كوچكي و بدون هيچ كمكي چگونه مي‌توانم براي زندگي به آنجا بروم؟

خداوند پاسخ داد: از ميان تعداد بسياري از فرشتگان، من يكي را براي تو در نظر گرفته‌ام. او از تو نگهداري خواهد كرد.اما كودك هنوز مطمئن نبود كه مي خواهد برود يا نه :اما اينجا در بهشت، من هيچ كار جز خندين و آواز خواندن ندارم و اينها براي شادي من كافي هستند.

خداوند لبخند زد فرشته تو باريت آواز مي‌خواند، و هر روز به تو لبخند خواهد زد . تو عشق او را احساس خواهي كرد و شاد خواهي بود.

كودك ادامه داد: من چطور مي توانم بفهمم مردم چه مي گويند وقتي زبان آنها را نمي دانم؟

خداوند او را نوازش كرد و گفت: فرشته تو ، زيباترين و شيرين ‌ترين واژه‌هايي را كه ممكن است بشنوي در گوش تو زمزمه خواهد كرد و با دقت و صبوري به تو ياد خواهد داد كه چگونه صحبت كني.

كودك با ناراحتي گفت: وقتي مي‌خواهم با شما صحبت كنم ، چه كنم؟

اما خدا براي اين سئوال هم پاسخي داشت: فرشته‌ات، دستهايت را دركنار هم قرار خواهد داد و به تو ياد مي‌دهد كه چگونه دعاكني.

كودك سرش رابرگرداند وپرسيد: شنيده‌ام كه در زمين انسانهاي بدي هم زندگي مي‌كنند. چه كسي از من محافظت خواهد كرد؟

- فرشته‌ات از تو محافظت خواهد كرد، حتي به قيمت جانش تمام شود.

كودك با نگراني ادامه داد: اما من هميشه به اين دليل كه ديگر نمي‌توانم شما راببينم ، ناراحت خواهم بود.

خدواند لبخند زد و گفت:‌ فرشته‌ات هميشه درباره من با تو صحبت خواهدكرد و به تو راه بازگشت نزد من را خواهد آموخت، گر چه من هميشه دركنار تو خواهم بود.

در آن هنگام بهشت آرام بود اما صداهايي از زمين شنيده مي‌شد. كودك مي‌دانست كه بايد به زودي سفرش را آغاز كند.

او به آرامي يك سئوال ديگر از خداوند پرسيد: خدايا ! اگر من بايد همين حالا بروم لطفاً نام فرشته‌ام را به من بگوييد.

خداوند شانه او را نوازش كرد و پاسخ داد:

نام فرشته‌ات اهميتي ندارد. به راحتي او را مادر صدا كني .

 

 

 
Saed Alizadeh ! 

 

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